Quick note to school lunch lady

Dear Lunchlady,

My children really enjoy your food, which I know is unusual for most school cafeteria’s to hear. I think it has more to do with the thought of me sending them to school with liverwurst on rye sandwiches and celery sticks than any particular thing on the menu.

My request is simple, could you possibly coordinate the dates of school picture day, so that they do not fall on the same day that you are serving Sloppy Joes. I know my girls love Sloppy Joes because they inadvertantly got them all over the lovely outfits I sent them to schoool in especially for picture day. I am sure the grandparents will love any picture I give them of their grandaughters, but having to explain the stains all over their clothing is a bit much. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Sincerely, XXX